That’s just super scary! Well, since I was at work, she actually took a long stick and knocked them off then ran inside. Check out what happened:

Thankfully Too bad by the time I got home they were all gone since I was going to hide inside the house open a can of whoop-ass on them if they were still there. You got lucky bees! Don’t come back again! (Please?)

First order of business, our home phone. Before FiOS, I had DSL. And since you can’t get DSL without a phone line, I had to pay $18 a month just to get basic phone service, add that together with $30 a month for DSL, I was paying $48 a month for my 786kb/128kb internet service. Now with FiOS, Verizon is moving your home phone lines to VoIP using this fiber interface box (transparent for end users) and they still charge you the same, but you don’t need a phone line to get internet service anymore (sweet!). So now we are paying $40 a month for 5Mb/2Mb!!! And since they are connecting your phone line to the fiber box, it’s super easy to rig up your house phone with your VoIP service provider of your choice (a much much better deal, trust me). Check here, you see the phone jack that your house phone line goes into. I simply pull the 2 wires out, cut the phone line that comes out of my Vonage box (that normally goes to a phone), and twist them together with the little yellow wire-twister thinging, and bam, all the phone jacks within the house are now connected to Vonage. Awesome! (And it worked with my DishDVR box. Double Awesome!)

Naturally the first thing I did when the FiOS was installed was to test out the speed, and I was unpleasantly surprised when I checked it out. The download speed was horrible, worse than my DSL (~100kbs). But why? Maybe my wireless connection wasn’t good? Well, after some trial and error, it’s the poor performance of the Verizon wireless router. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised since generally when they give you stuff, especially if it’s something multi-functional, it usually can’t do any of the single functions that well. So I disabled the wireless router function on the Verizon box, and added my own D-Link router, and BAM, it’s all good now (~630kbs). So just a word of advice, if you are getting FiOS and going all wireless with your network, get your own decent router otherwise you are getting ripped off (bandwidth-wise!).

This concludes our tales of our FiOS installation. I will update some more once we get to use it some more, but so far, so good. Here’s a look at the final setup. It’s kinda messy with lots wires, but hey, that’s why it’s in the garage.

Dual timezone, altimeter, thermometer, barometer, compass, chronometer, tachymeter, and water-resistant.

Usefulness (to me) – 2, since I’ll probably just use it as a regular time displaying equipment.
Coolness – 10.  It’s crazy.  Looks like you need 6 eyeballs to read this watch.

via technabob.

Well what do you know? I checked the FiOS website today and it says that it’s available at our address now! The earliest installation date was next Monday, but I don’t really want to take a day off for it, so had to schedule it next Sunday. The appointment time? 8am to 5pm… LOLz… I guess that’s the norm these days. I am expecting the worse – showing up late, installation problems, wiring problems, etc… I’ve learned that if you put your expectations low on these things, you’ll be less irritated when things don’t go as planned.

Still, hoping there won’t be any big problems.

Like it in general so far. Things that I wish were different:

1. This thing would be like 10x more useful if it can just act as a regular USB drive. I don’t know what their reasoning is to disable that. Pretty lame.
2. Can’t delete items from the Zune… Why?
3. Can’t edit the ID Tags… Again, Why?

Hopefully they will add these functions in the future firmware/software, but so far, I am liking it.

Anyway, Verizon started to dig up stuff all around our neighborhood now, and I can see the light at the end of the fiber optic cable getting near.  I am hoping that I can dump my land line once I get FiOS so I won’t have to pay for both the phone line and DSL just to get to the wonderful internet.

…cannabinoid: yes, stoners, the same type of compound that makes marijuana so irresistible…
…levorphanol, a painkiller five times as powerful as morphine…

And less interesting are sleep aid & alcohol. I say that’s a pretty interesting mix of drugs eh?

Read the whole article here:
What’s Inside: Nyquil, Fortified With Powerful Narcotics!

You really shouldn’t have Jean!  Thank you very much!

Lorelai was so happy that she needed to shout it out:

OK,  she’s calmed down now after the excitement: